Mentality of people here on the Costa Del Sol

Here are a few of my favourite comments / things that stick in my mind which kinds of describes the mentality of the people here on the Costa Del Sol.

1) The Estepona Town Hall give their staff a BONUS if they turn up for work every day in the year. THATS WHAT A SALARY IS FOR!

2) "If I get to stay in my apartment for 11 months, then it becomes mine and I dont have to pay anything". There are so many people of all Nationalities I have heard say this.

3) A train driver whilst driving picked up a prostitute. The prostitute made a denouncia on the train driver as he wouldnt pay what she wanted. He got sacked but not for picking up a prostitute but because the train was late.

4) Im going to make life really difficult so they have to sack me. Ive been here for 6 years so I get loads of money.